1. “I am your girlfriend: Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.”
Happy April Fools Day!
2. “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
Happy April Fools Day!
3. “Hey you know Which is the best day to propose a girl. April 1 you know Why? If she accept its your luck. otherwise just tell April Fool.”
4. “April 1st This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”
5. “I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday.”
6. “ I knew all that hard work at the gym would pay off -- my size 2 jeans fit again! -- (Be prepared to gain some haters with that one.”
7. “A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends.”
8. “Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?"”
9. “April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!”
Happy April Fools' Day!
10. “The cat's out of the bag -- I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I'm not sharing.”
11. “When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.”
12. “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
13. “April 24 for Sachin. July 01 for Lady Diana. July 16 for Katrina Kaif. October 11 for Amitabh. April 01 only for you! Enjoy the day!”
14. “You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.”
15. “Since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed that a friend like you is a million dollars. So if you do not mind. Can I sell.”
16. “Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds. Open your eyes. Now you will realize that U have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.”
Happy All Fools' Day!
17. “Please open this message on the 1st of next month. I know Y can't wait so accept my conrats for being teh first fool of this year.”
Happy All Fools' Day!
18. “Everything has a day, Every dog has a day, Every festival has a day, Every fool too, has a day! Hope you are enjoying yours!”
Happy 1st April Fool!
19. “Yes, it's true. We're packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here). We'll miss everyone so much!”
20. “If today someone compliments you for your: Nature, Smartness, Eloquence, Intelligence, Pl give a hard slap to that person. He has no right to fool you be for April 1st.”
21. “A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”
22. “Love is blind. I agreed that love is blind, Because when I kiss you My eyes automatically got closed”
23. “Sorry peeps, but I've had it with Facebook. I'm shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.”
24. “Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.”
25. “A recent study has shown that Fools use your thumb while reading SMS. Now it is too late, Not try to change her finger! Try taking some other fool!”
26. “OMG. I can't believe I'm getting my own reality show.”
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27. “Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
28. “Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting And hearts may stop beating. But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like you!”
29. “What is the difference between a wise & a fool? A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have U read my messages? ”
Happy April Fool!
30. “Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other.”
31. “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.”
32. “I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.”
33. “God made daylight & it's called Sun, God made entertainment & it's called Fun, God made nightlight & it's called Moon, God made you and it's called Cartoon.”
Happy April Fool!
34. “You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”
35. “New year, new fools. But how can we ignore the old fools like you. It is a highlight for you now. Have a special day rocking!”
36. “You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.”
37. “Who is the smartest fool? You. In any case, You still are a fool. Happy "All Fools' day”
38. “A Fool is a Fool, whether it is January or February. But the ones who March into April make the best Fools. May U remain the same Fool in June & July so that yr August presence in September, October, November & December dawns a new great New Year!”
39. “There will come a day. When everybody will, CELEBRATE: Your Name, Your Fame, Your Personality, Your Thoughts, Your Views. But keep in mind fool comes once a year..”
40. “If people say your silly, be patient. If they say your monkey, relax. If they say your stupid, be cool But if they say your cool, awesome. slap that ass hole, your not born to listen his jokes.”
Happy April Fool!
41. “Someone. Misses You. Needs You. Worries About You. Lonely Without You. Guess Who? The Monkey in. The Zoo.”42. “What is common B/W fools and smart persons? Smart compose the message for fools to circulate.
Happy April Fool! ”
43. “Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
44. “Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today the history continues.”
Happy All Fools' Day!
45. “Way are you not an April fool? Because you believe in the equality of all months. In any case, enjoy yr day bcoz everyday is yr day.”
46. “Dear Ms. BeautiFool, You are so wonderFool, GraceFool, PlayFool, PowerFool and faithFool. Earlier you were really RespectFool & had a colorFool nature. But off late, You have been PainFool and not so PeaceFool. I wish you were CareFool & HelpFool. Love April Fool”
47. “The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.”
48. “Just a friendly reminder on the innocent – Relationships are precious, not hurt them by deceiving
and lying on first April / Innocents.”
49. “Dear Friend,
I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge. But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!”
Happy All Fools' day!
50. “Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl! Its APRIL 1ST! If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say April Fool!”
51. “New financial year, new fools. But how can we ignore the old fools like you. It's a crowning moment for you. Have a rocking special day! ”
52. “This year’s biggest April Fools joke is brought to you by Mother Nature. “Here’s some warm weather, April Fools.”
53. “I find you wise, sharp, witty, handsome, intelligent, logical and knowledgeable all through the year - but with the exception of just one day i.e., April 01. One this day, you're a perfect fool!”
54. “Today, tomorrow and always will be one heart That there would always beat for you. You know that ? His own Stupid.”
55. “If people talk about your beauty, your power, your wisdom or your smartness, then just give them a tight slap. How dare they Fool you in advance!”
Happy April Fool!
56. “Believes there is a very big difference between fooling someone, and making a fool of someone... choose wisely today”
57. “Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue. ”
58. “This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick, Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted, with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.”
59. “Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.”
60. “What if April fools day doesn't really exist and its just the longest prank in history?”
61. “Today is April Fool’s Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.”62. “Not every Flower can represent Love but Rose did Not every Tree can bear Thirst but Cactus did Not every Fool can enjoy this SMS but u just did Happy April Fools' day!”
63. “A: You are Attractive, B: You are Bright, C: You are Chic, D: You are Delightful, E: You are Extra-ordinary, F: You are Fantastic, G: You are Gracious, H: You are Hygienic, I: I am, J: Just Joking”
Happy All Fools' Day!
64. “The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day, But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.”
Happy April Fools Day!
65. “If you don’t want to see an April Fool on April 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.”
66. “Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.”
67. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
68. “You are equal to 60 James Bond! How? 007 x 60 = 420”
Happy April Fool!
69. “I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali or even New Year's day. But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.”
Happy April Fool!
70. “April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!”
71. “If anyone praises you today for your: Good looks, Nature, Style or Attitude, just kick them off.
How dare they fool you before April 1st!”
72. “Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue. Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.”
Happy April Fools' Day!
73. “Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.”
74. “What is the difference between a wise & a fool? A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages?”
Happy April Fool!
75. “In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold your hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST!”
76. “5 ways to make people fool on 1st April: This was first, rest next years.”Happy All Fools' Day!
78. “Research has proved that all fools use their THUMB while scrolling an SMS. Now it's too late. Don't try to use a finger. Catch another fool!”
Happy April Fools' Day!
79. “Everyday is a reminder of something or someone very special. This is one of those days when I am thinking of you and missing you. If you were here, I would have really had a gala time by making a fool of you.”
Happy April Fool!
80. “Some things are made for each other. For example: Shoe & Socks Soap & Water Paper & Pen I & your girlfriend. ”
Happy April Fool!
81. “Just letting you all know I'm getting married on the 1st of April and you're all invited!”
82. “You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. :-)”
83. “Why don't you not believe in an April fool? I know it. Because you were not born in April! But never mind, a fool can be born in any month. Enjoy the moment. It's simply meant for you!”
84. “If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.”
85. “Last night, I got a severe headache. I went to a doctor. He said that it would be cured if I send an SMS to a lunatic. You were the 1st to come to my mind.”
Happy All Fools' Day!
86. “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
87. “Who's the smart Alec in town? "I". You are simply the smartest. Fool.”
Happy April Fool!
88. “Last night, some monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people so I suggested your name. They said, "Oh No, we can't disturb our boss.”
Happy April Fool!
89. “31st March Or 1st April fool is Fool doesn't matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.”
90. “April Fools gone past, and your the biggest fool at last. 28. Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one... So it's like any other day. Right!”
91. “Please open this after 2 days at Friday. I know you can’t wait. So Congrats.You are a 1st Fool of 2016.”
April Fool in Advance!
92. “I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
93. “I am a fool, I am a fool, I am a fool, ok ok Cool, I agree you, are a fool. Now Control yourself.
April fool wishes to the cutest fool!”
94. “You are a very CUTE person. Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.”
Happy All Fools' Day!
95. “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
96. “Never risk your heart to a fool, for if you do you will surely become one.”
97. “Really Truly Hardly Impossible to make you fool, Because you are Fool Proof!”
98. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
99. “A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day.”
100. “If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.”
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